FUNNY SPACE 1999 CAPTIONS - Page 25

**pjskeldon** · 08-05-2009, 11:37 AM

"Fly me to the Moon, let me play amongst the stars..."

**SPACE 1899** · 08-05-2009, 10:16 PM

Helena - "Don't worry Victor. Your commlock has just got low battery power. Bit like your heart really. Easily fixed."

Victor - "So there's still hope for me then ?"

Helena - "For your commlock, yes"

**SPACE 1899** · 08-05-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACE 1899

Helena - "Bad news Victor. I'm afraid you've got radiation poisoning."

Victor - "How is that possible ?"

Helena - "Constantly using your commlock the wrong way round."

Victor - "And there was me, thinking that the doors were jamming."

**SPACE 1899** · 08-05-2009, 10:36 PM

Paul - "No John, we are happy here. We've got some cool Monk outfits, I've grown a beard, Victors planted some beans and we've got some illegitimate kids."

Name changed by request · 09-05-2009, 02:13 AM

"Telephone call for a E............er T! Anyone...............?"

**pjskeldon** · 09-05-2009, 07:12 AM

Victor - I've modified my Commlock to work as a hairbrush - want to have a go?

**SPACE 1899** · 09-05-2009, 12:46 PM

The crew try to make Maya feel at home on Alpha by pretending to be interested in her extensive photo collection of Psychon volcanoes in various stages of non activity through the ages.

Name changed by request · 09-05-2009, 07:27 PM

"There's nothing on this Ryanair website about Eagle discount return flights!"

MkIXHawk · 10-05-2009, 09:58 AM

Carter was less than pleased that Koenig had mentioned the last three crashes on the online insurance renewal form

**pjskeldon** · 10-05-2009, 05:45 PM

The new pub quiz machine was proving a hit in Command Centre - until John suggested the national symbol of Australia was a sheep!

**SPACE 1899** · 10-05-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACE 1899

Alan looks worried as the crew gather round to examine last nights CCTV footage which is about to reveal the identity of the Phantom flasher on Alpha.

**Bishop** · 11-05-2009, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SPACE 1899

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John: Alan, you couldn't tune a mouth organ let alone the TV

eaglewingone · 11-05-2009, 04:20 AM

I cannot believe they are doing that

Name changed by request · 11-05-2009, 02:27 PM

All the Alpha crew were moaning at the useless Paul Hogan Crocodile Dundee films shown online.........except one person!

**SPACE 1899** · 13-05-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACE 1899

Tony is shocked, Helena can't believe it and Alan gives a look of pure hate, as Maya calls up on screen the true extent of John's expenses claims, including more than £1000 for suntan lotion.

**29390** · 13-05-2009, 04:33 PM

"Hmmmm..... Try CTRL-ALT-DEL"

cricket · 13-05-2009, 08:28 PM

**VTracy** · 14-05-2009, 02:53 PM

Helena: "Keep quiet everyone. If I can poke Maya in the ear, she'll be turned into a zombie, just like Sandra!"

eaglewingone · 14-05-2009, 10:19 PM

Name changed by request · 16-05-2009, 03:44 PM

The Alpha Crew are desperately trying to solve the problem of the magician who sawed Maya into three boxes, but then p*****d off!

08-05-2009, 11:37 AM	#481
pjskeldon Eagle Pilot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 734	"Fly me to the Moon, let me play amongst the stars..." __________________ Keep an open mind – but not so open that your brain falls out

09-05-2009, 07:12 AM	#486
pjskeldon Eagle Pilot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 734	Victor - I've modified my Commlock to work as a hairbrush - want to have a go? __________________ Keep an open mind – but not so open that your brain falls out

10-05-2009, 05:45 PM	#490
pjskeldon Eagle Pilot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 734	The new pub quiz machine was proving a hit in Command Centre - until John suggested the national symbol of Australia was a sheep! __________________ Keep an open mind – but not so open that your brain falls out

11-05-2009, 04:20 AM	#493
eaglewingone Communications Officer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Los Angeles,CA Posts: 1,206	I cannot believe they are doing that Last edited by eaglewingone; 11-05-2009 at 04:57 AM.

11-05-2009, 02:27 PM	#494
Name changed by request Exile Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 0	All the Alpha crew were moaning at the useless Paul Hogan Crocodile Dundee films shown online.........except one person! Last edited by Name changed by request; 11-05-2009 at 03:43 PM.

08-05-2009, 10:16 PM	#482
SPACE 1899 Communications Officer Join Date: May 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,268	Helena - "Don't worry Victor. Your commlock has just got low battery power. Bit like your heart really. Easily fixed." Victor - "So there's still hope for me then ?" Helena - "For your commlock, yes"

08-05-2009, 10:36 PM	#484
SPACE 1899 Communications Officer Join Date: May 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,268	Paul - "No John, we are happy here. We've got some cool Monk outfits, I've grown a beard, Victors planted some beans and we've got some illegitimate kids."

09-05-2009, 02:13 AM	#485
Name changed by request Exile Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 0	"Telephone call for a E............er T! Anyone...............?"

09-05-2009, 12:46 PM	#487
SPACE 1899 Communications Officer Join Date: May 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,268	The crew try to make Maya feel at home on Alpha by pretending to be interested in her extensive photo collection of Psychon volcanoes in various stages of non activity through the ages.

09-05-2009, 07:27 PM	#488
Name changed by request Exile Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 0	"There's nothing on this Ryanair website about Eagle discount return flights!"

10-05-2009, 09:58 AM	#489
MkIXHawk Communications Officer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 1,453	Carter was less than pleased that Koenig had mentioned the last three crashes on the online insurance renewal form

13-05-2009, 04:33 PM	#496
29390 Communications Officer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kent, United Kingdom. Posts: 1,329	"Hmmmm..... Try CTRL-ALT-DEL" __________________ "It's good, but it's not right" - Roy Walker To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

13-05-2009, 08:28 PM	#497
cricket Medical Officer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest, USA Posts: 4,560

14-05-2009, 02:53 PM	#498
VTracy Eagle Pilot Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 580	Helena: "Keep quiet everyone. If I can poke Maya in the ear, she'll be turned into a zombie, just like Sandra!" __________________ Note to self: Do not blurt out "Will you marry me?" during intimacy.

14-05-2009, 10:19 PM	#499
eaglewingone Communications Officer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Los Angeles,CA Posts: 1,206	LOL

16-05-2009, 03:44 PM	#500
Name changed by request Exile Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 0	The Alpha Crew are desperately trying to solve the problem of the magician who sawed Maya into three boxes, but then p*d off!

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