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Old 10-03-2009, 10:10 PM   #1
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Oblivious to any possible pending UFO threats, Lt. Gay Ellis and colleague are busy discussing lip-gloss colour preferences, finally agreeing on the 'street hooker red' option as their favourite.

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Gay Ellis, "Are you sure it will not tune into BBC 1, Eastenders is just about to start".
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strakers voice over radio" Ellis your supposed to paint the bloody town red not the monitor screen"
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[quote=areteecee;107803][quote=TonyB;107781]

ellis voice in reply "but sir the ufo s have painted their craft a stealthy red colour so we cant see them on our red screens"
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[quote=areteecee;107804][quote=areteecee;107803][quote=TonyB;107781]

"But will it match the curtains"?" i prefer the same colour as the mobiles instead of its that time of the month red".
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:05 PM   #6
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Lt. Ellis: "So now you have got the magnification at X1,000. What for?"

"So I can get a decent Pantone reference of Thunderbird 3, but this area is in a slight shadow and is therefore too dark. I'll have to look for a better area on the DVD!"
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It's not well known that Derek Meddings was ahead of the pack, experimenting with 'redscreen' modelwork compositing. Sadly it never caught on.
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Straker - "That's strange. The car doors have suddenly disappeared !"
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or -
Straker was too busy striking a pose in his dark shades to worry about the fact that he had driven in the wrong direction up a one way street.
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Or it could be that Straker was thinking about introducing a new section to the moonbase dress code stating that collar and cuffs must match at all times.
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I wish we'd get these doors fixed... I'm sooo sick of this stick
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Straker - "Thank Goodness the emergancy fart detector I just installed works on these new cars and opens the door automatically, hmmm mind you thinking about it that could be a bit of a problem on the motorway".
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"Why do all those people keep asking where my Golden Retriever is?"
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Straker - "Dammit Alec, we have a security problem - someone's nicked my windscreen wipers!".
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"I'm sorry Mr. Reporter but Mr. Straker is currently unavailable as he's far too busy dealing with UFO's - oops - I mean dealing with a new film production."
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Straker (to Foster), referring to the magazine on the table -

"I can't believe it - these bimbos call us all the way up to Moonbase, just to discuss latest nail varnish colours."
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Henderson - "OK Straker - explain this one. 90 % of last years SHADO budget was spent on clothing and only 10 % on UFO detection."

Straker - "Yes Henderson, I'm quite proud of that achievement. The year before it was 95 % clothing and 5 % UFO detection."
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Henderson - "OK Straker - explain this one. 90 % of last years SHADO budget was spent on clothing and only 10 % on UFO detection."
Straker: "That's why we have a moonbase staffed with pretty girls and you have a couple of bookshelves filled with mouldy books and old Dinky toys. And you wouldn't believe the wear on Interceptor pilots trousers!"
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OK, which comedian removed the letters from my keyboard?
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