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Cellini's poetry

VTracy

Alphans
The app Pluto TV has a channel Shout tv which re-runs a lot of Space 1999. Dragon's Domain is on and Keonig describes Cellini to Dr. Russell as, "The best amateur athlete I ever saw. A poet...…"

Honestly, I don't see poetry coming from that guy, but anyway, I imagine it might be somewhat like this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Look out Dragon
I'm coming for you!

Anyone else?

:D:clap:
 

VTracy

Alphans
Pajama flying Eagle brings relief
My story beyond belief
Back to the dragon I fly
Why didn't I ax the eye?
 

VTracy

Alphans
Pajama flying Eagle brings relief
My story beyond belief
Back to the dragon I fly
Why didn't I ax the eye?
 

Dorzac

Alphans
Hey there I'm Cellini,
Your crazy Italian friend,
And have I got a story for you,
About how I met my end,
See, I went off to Ultra,
Myself and my trusty crew,
But we found this pile of spaceships,
So we investigated, as you do,
But pretty soon it went tits-up,
As we found this one eyed freak,
Surrounded by a mass of tentacles,
And havoc it did wreak,
Pretty soon I was all alone,
My crewmates turned to poo,
By the skin of my teeth I got away,
And back to earth I flew,
But no one would believe me,
Of my monstrous tales,
They all thought I was crazy!
They thought i'd gone off the rails,
But later on Moonbase Alpha,
By a plot device thats never made clear,
We re-encounter those spaceships,
The very source of my fears,
So after twatting Alan Carter,
(For a second time),
I take the Eagle and off I go,
To meet the cross of Destiny's lines,
But even with my rope trick,
And a sharp fire axe and knife,
The monster still devours me,
And deprives me of my life,
But my friend Koenig sees the end,
And finishes what I tried to do,
He kills the monster with my axe,
And leaves it dripping goo.
So thats me, Tony Cellini,
Its a pity I had to die,
But you see I was just a guest artist,
Contracted by RAI.
 
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